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A native of the most despised nation on earth. Probably obscenely fat.
Person 1: "Look, there's one of the tiny number of Americans that's ever travelled abroad."
Person 2: "Christ, he's fat. I detest him, and his culture."
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having characteristics of or attributed to Americans or America.
I enjoy fine Americanic bourbons, such as Jack Daniels.
A language
“Do you speak Chinese?” “Idk, do you speak American?”
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- Not lesbian, not of lesbian nature, not attracted to females.
Gerenifericashley: "Do you know if she's lesbian?"
Bob: "She's American."
Gerenifericashley: "Fuck, there goes my chances."
Americans are pretty amazing, not going to lie! ;) We are powerful, smart, brave, and generous! Just so you know, I am an American and I have travelled to almost every country in the world, I aced geography which is (oh yeah) REQUIRED to pass lower school so i doubt that any Americans can't locate Europe or anywhere else on a map, I have never ever even been inside a fast food restaurant in my life (shocker eh?), and there is not ONE fat person in my entire private school!!
Person 1 = look at that tall, attractive, well groomed, well dressed, polite guy with amazing teeth!
Person 2 = must be American! :)
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A citizen of the United States.
Use of the word is often a point of contention for Europeans, South Americans, and other Pussies in general.
Americans are stereotyped as fat, lazy, or Imperialist.
"Fat" due to getting off their ass and Work for a living, instead of relying on government to shit them a meal from the minute conditions are 100% ideal.
"Lazy" due to the fact the United States is the most productive nation on the Entire damned planet Per Capita AND GDP, and the average U.S. worker pulls more hours than any Fucking lazyass country in Europe. (Look it the fuck up.)
I suppose that debunks that load of retarded european horse shit entirely.
Americans are referred to as "imperialists" because in 200 years they accomplished more than europe put together.
They are called imperialists for their tradition of warring with democracies. Wait... we've never Gone to war with a democracy? Well I'll be damned. Guess that seperates us from alot of other countries then.
While Europeans are busy with a fantasy of having the next Hitler or Stalin's cock up in their asshole, Americans ruin their dream by bombing their boyfriend straight to hell before they can become a threat to world peace. Like it should be.
"Americans" arrived from the fact that 2 entire continents-worth of other countries either do not really fucking matter, or is ruled by a form of dictatorship and live as pathetic cringing slave pussies.
Much like West and Eastern europe, really.
European: I Hate Amerikkka!
European really thinking: American, why don't you guys just let us get conquered already. I Like being a bitch, dammit.
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1. (Formal) A resident of the Americas, most commonly used to name a citizen of the United States
2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.
Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.
America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles
Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.
Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.
Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.
The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.
All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
I saw a guy who thought a bidet was a urinal and when I told him that was not what he thought it was he ridiculed it and described it as homosexual, naturally it ocurred to me to be an American.
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