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When the Apocalypse ends and everyone is saved and nobody dies.
The End of The Apocalypse saved everyone and everything.
The act of having explosive diarrhea during sex.
Man, I totally just had a tropical apocalypse and now Alyssa won't talk to me.
A Fombie Apocalypse is the imaginary Zombie Apocalypse in which air-soft weapons have the potential to kill a zombie.
Dude, you aren't looking to good for the Fombie Apocalypse, you only have 100 BBs left.
The one thing mankind has feared for eternity
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.
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A slightly crappy thing that happens to you that makes your day just a bit worse, but signifies a downward spiral to the end of the world.
Person 1: I've had a crappy day. I stubbed my toe, I dropped my ice cream cone and my cat puked on my bed!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!
Freedom by Apocalypse, or an FBA person is a type of person who sees or creates the idea of freedom and happiness in an Apocalyptic world. (If surviving the first blow to create that Apocalyptic world such as nuclear warfare, meteors, plague etc.)
The Freedom by Apocalypse (aka FBA) kids keep talking about how if a nuke went oƒf and killed a bunch of us off , then the survivors of the nuke blast would be free to do whatever they wanted, and i gotta admit, free cars and clothes we will have if we survive? Im in!!!!!
lesbian apocalypse is when lesbians follow and support eachother, usually during pride month
lesbian apocalypse: Lesbian Apocalyse is taking over my FYP!
I’m a lesbian so I’m going to participate in the Lesbian Apocalyse