basted

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

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Doss bast

someone who is very annoying.
someone who does something that is disguisting.
someone who has been to luxemburg!

shut up you doss bast!
you stink you fucking doss bast!
get away from me before i deck you, you doss bast!

Gobble Basting

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.

Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"

Baste the Brisket

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.

I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.

Grill Baste

The act of forcefully farting (you can be clothed or naked) with your ass inches from someone's face (or grill). You get extra credit if they feel the wind or ass spray on their beak. The terminology derives from the fact that you are basting their grill in your own unique brand of stink.

Damn! Did you see that!? Eli just got grill basted by a 325-pound woman!! That fool is gonna smell like a mix of ho-hos, chocodiles and ass for the rest of the day. What a chump.

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Clam basting

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina

Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.

Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.