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The only one that can kill Chuck Norris.
When Bruce Lee snapped Chuck Norris' neck in "Way of the Dragon", the space-time continuum ripped apart.
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the only person who ever lived that was capable of kicking chuck norris's ass. he was killed by the triads for spreading knowledge of kung fu to the united states. (they had to poison him... if they sent their hitmen, none of them would make it out alive)
everything bruce lee ever did ever
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only one that can beat Chuck Norris
check out Way of the Dragon cuz im not lying. Bruce Lee DID defeat Chuck Norris
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A Legendary Martial Artist that appeared in many films such as 'Way of the Dragon'
Contrary to popular belief, Bruce Lee is in fact much better than Chuck Norris, not only because of Chuck's ultimate defeat in 'Return of the Dragon', but because of the fact that Chuck was actually taught by Bruce Lee and openly admitted that he was no match for him.
Instance 1:
Kid1: I saw Bruce Lee's film 'Return of the dragon' last night, it looked totally awesome and real!
Kid2: That's because it is real, Bruce Lee actually fights in his films
*HONOUR*
Instance 2:
Kid1: I'm gonna knock you down! My fists are like Chuck Norris'
Kid2: I'd like to see you try! My kicks are like Bruce Lee's
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When the room is cooler than expected, and females in the office are wearing less than usual, the occasional Bruce Lee appears for the benefit of the males in the office..
why bruce lee?... hard nip !
defined for the lower IQ, nipples become erect in cold temperatures and tend to poke through flimsy tops
hhmm nice, we have Bruce lee in the office today
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Chuck Norris' worst nightmare
Bruce Lee would KILL Chuck Norris
Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.
It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.