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In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks
John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?
This is a physically demanding task, which incorporates a slight amount of theatrics. A girl is tied to a chair/bed/wall. The guy walks to the other side of the room, gets a hard-on, and then shouts "Beluga Bulldozer!" After doing so, he charges over to the other side of the room like an angry whale, tackling the female with his behemoth boner.
"Julie, why are you limping?"
"Aw it's nothing, really. I just got Beluga Bulldozed by Chris last night...thats all."
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Posh, air-polluting SUVs that are about as likely to go-off road as fly to Spain. Generally driven by overpaid soccer mothers.
The guy in that bourgeois bulldozer is obviously compensating for something.
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To have a python size d*ck and also and be able to dig deep like a miner.
"Man she couldn't take it when I gave her the burmese bulldozer"
WHEN YOU INSERT YOUR PENIS AND TESTICLES ENTIRELY IN A WOMANS VAGINA. SOMETIME FORCEFULLY AND SOMETIMES NOT.
MAN, LAST NIGHT THIS CHICK WAS PRETTY LOOSE, I WAS ABLE TO PERFORM A MEATBALL BULLDOZER ON HER. SUCCESSFULLY!!!!
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while having sex with a chick doggy style on a rug/carpet etc. push her arms out from under her and push her face across the said rug/carpet while making bulldozer noises. If you so choose you can have races with other couples.
Betty has the worst rugburn on her face from that extreme bulldozer Bob gave her last night.
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