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In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.
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An imaginary creature to be used as a scapegoat to explain the taste in your mouth after a night of excessive drinking. He also turns your $20's into wadded up $1's and makes your cigarttes disappear.
I drank so much last night I didn't even know that the "poo burglar" paid me a visit. He must have because my mouth tastes like sh*t
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A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.
"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"
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A man who enjoys stealing or seems to have the ability to "take" women from their boyfriends or husbands, this is the opposite of a woman burglar.
I hate that man he is such a woman burglar he took Jim's wife last month
A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.
joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.
bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.
Bob: Who's that new guy over there?
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
someone attempting to steal your significant other in complete disregard for the mate via text messaging, facebooking, myspacing, and/or any other form of communication.
Police Officer-"Attention all units, we have a love burglar on the loose. He's terrorizing all relationships on this side of the mississip!!!."
Warning to Women-"Ladies, the love burglar is armed and dangerous with strategic entanglement in the form friendly gesturing via messaging. Stay behind closed phones and lock your gaydar in to place for these disrespectful nerdalerts."