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when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast
Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.
Something from calamity mod idk I never played it
Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh
The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall
When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.
When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair
Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.