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A believer; specifically in a political-economic religion. Identical to fascist, fundamentalist, maoist, capitalist, banker. Believes most humans can contribute equally except those who contribute nothing, in which case they form the 'Blessed Leadership'.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.
Famous communist experiments in equality:
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.
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1)Barrack Obama
2)Joe Biden (Idiot)
3)Eric Holder
4)Timothy Geitner
5)Janet Napolitano
6)Nancy Pelosi
7)Ben Burnanke
And of Course... Van Jones the "Green Jobs Czar"
Person 1: "Oh, so did you hear Obama wants to host the Olympics in his hometown of Chicago?"
Person 2: "Yeah if I was an aspiring communist dictator I would like to make my hometown famous too"
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A person who believes in communism.
My guy Stalin was a communist.
Every person who is a communist is hereby an absolute G.
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Stupis jealous peasants who are envious of those with the ability to make something of themselves, so they have to bring everyone in society down to their pathetic level so that they can feel better that everyone is now as retarded as them. That goes for your everyday Socialist as well. Stupid cunts, GET A LIFE AND MAKE SOME MONEY, YOU'LL ENJOY IT!!!!
Castro: 'I know, we'll start a revolution and impose a ridiculous ideology upon people even though it's failed in every other example ever. Don't worry though, everyone will benefit and the country will be far wealthier. I garantee that in 40 years we won't be one of the poorest countries in the world thanks to my stupid left wing ideologies.'
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Should be fucking shot dead.
Communism is nothing more than a formula for instant totalitarianism.
I hope Karl Marx and his little homo buddy are burning in hell with Hitler right now!
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The most extreme form of liberal, a communist is a person who thinks we'd be better off if we stopped living like people and started living like bees or ants instead.
I'm not surprised someone as idealistic as Fredo would turn out to be a communist.
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A nice, kind or friendly person
Jack, it was very communist of your dad to help us out. Tell him I said hi
The shop attendant was very helpful, a true communist
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