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A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.
"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".
When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat
Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.
Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.
The crippler occurs when an individual is taking a shit and they are hunched over in pain, ass naked, and basically "crippled" due to the sheer intensity of their dump.
I'm sorry but I can't make it to the gym today. I'm ass naked, hunched over on the shitter because of my crippler.