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Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.
Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star
Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?
Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.
The act of taking a shit inside someone else's asshole.
I was hanging out with Eli one night when he asked me if he could shit in my ass. I told him I did not like Death Star docking stations.
There's nothing like a nice creamy Death Star docking station from your lover first thing in the morning.
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Find a single totally bad-ass thing to accomplish that will live on forever.
this expression refers to Luke Skywalker destroying the death star, one of his most bad-ass accomplishments.
guy 1: "I work hard every day, but never seem to feel any sense of fulfillment."
guy 2: "dude, you gotta find your death star."
Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :
DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.
Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...
Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?
What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...
Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"
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This is used when a guy shoots their load so far that it goes up the girl's nose.
"So we were totally going at it missionary style, then I feel a strong one on the way, so pulled out and shot my load right in her nose and ended up blowing up the death star!"
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(n.) A man sticking his penis in the belly folds of a fat woman and running it along the equator.
I gave that chick last night a Death Star Trench Run. She was so fat I couldn't find her thermal exhaust port.
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A piss-fight between a male and female. Dick = Lightsaber; Pussy = Death Star
She stood over me and started spraying, so I grabbed my dick and lightsabered her face! It was a classic Lightsaber vs The Death Star situation!
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