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This is an acronym meaning for the pussy. This can be used two ways.
1. A guy or lesbian who's current number one priority is sexual stimulation from women and their *****. May be a perv, child rapist, or just a normal guy who is currently horny.
2. A guy (or sometimes even girl) who is showing weak behavior. This may be expressed through laziness, literal physical weakness, extreme stupidity, or unwillingness to take a leap of faith or do a risky task.
This is a very new meaning of this acronym, however, this meaning is slowly gaining popularity.
1. "Dude, seriously, I know that girl over their is incredibly hot in her bikini but can you stop being FTP for a moment and finish listening to what I'm saying?"
2 a.
Person 1: "But I don't feel like working out today. I'm just too tired from not doing anything productive whatsoever."
Person 2: "stop being so FTP and get some meat on those scrawny toothpicks you call biceps"
2b.
person 1: "you know, bull testicals are considered a delicacy in some regions. Want to try some with me? They might surprise you."
person 2: "I think some things were meant to be left uneaten..."
person 1: "Come on. You won't know until you try. Stop being so FTP."
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When you're going down on a girl and you start playing with here pussy. It's equivalent to playing with her pussy but you need a more elaborate word to describe the action. When you fondle her pussy you are FTPing her.
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A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.
Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.
Wende: Let's go FTP!
Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
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Fuck This Place!
Usually said when you're in a shithole of some sort like the middle of a nasty jungle or a hot desert.
Me: Bob, this place is hot, dry, and has no hot babes!
Bob: Or beer. FTP bro. FTP.
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some might say FTP = File trasfer protocol which is a protocol made for secure connection to a webserver with ssl/tsl encryption over port 21
some might say FTP = Fuckthepopulation which is a clothing brand
but the real heroes all know, FTP = Fini tini puni
-Have you seen that girl on TickTock?
-That ftp? Ahh yeah, I have she fine bro, agaskodik a faszom
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ftp = for the pwn; a variant of ftw (= "for the win")
Used primarily in gamer-world, ftp is a more specific version of ftw. It's used when someone declares victory in an argument or discussion with an insurmountable rebuttal or insult.
We'll go with a classic SNL Celebrity Jeopardy example:
Alex Trebek: It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.. shakes head ..never mind! Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. Connery buzzes in Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Moo. buzzer sounds
Alex Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night! laughs
**FTP**!
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