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Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb

You know that boss enemy in a video game that you can't get past no matter how many sticky bombs or throwing knives you toss at it? It always finds a way to take your face and give it a nice little sitting area on it's mantle. That would be a flamethrowing atomic bomb. Sort of like the "Golden Egg" scenario.

A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.

In a video game scenario:

Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:

Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?

by fankdankwanklanklancepants October 19, 2010

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The fart box flamethrower

When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower

Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower

by Harrycock69boobsupremeleaderœ December 24, 2018

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National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019


The flamethrower

Before nutting, you dip your dick in a bottle of hot sauce, and then proceed to nut all over. Works best if lands of the others, specially in the face.

I love it when my boyfriend does the flamethrower, it adds spice into the relationship”

by H3fty.. July 12, 2023


Stuart Flamethrower

When someone drinks 4 glasses of chocolate milk while lactose intolerant and eats spicy food immediately after

“Yo did you see Charlie over there? He’s becoming a Stuart Flamethrower

by Funny Haha words March 11, 2023


Kentucky Flamethrower

The act of injecting gasoline into the tip of your sexual partners penis to create the hottest moneyshot.

I gave her a Kentucky Flamethrower.

by zEvilLord October 26, 2015


octopus flamethrower

Jye wivells absolute Fire of a spotify playlist! Thus bringing the fire of the flamethrower, but also gets you moist like the ocean that is an octopus. Thus kosteninflatie 8 times in a row Will get you going

Fuck that octopus flamethrower is what this game of badminton needs

by Danique1490 November 6, 2017