funnel squirt

similar to a Hot Fart. A fart where a little extra sauce comes out in your underwear.

When you pull down your pants and spray hot liquid crap all over one of your friends.

After eating a large cheese-steak and cheese fries, Brian pushed too hard and funnel squirted in his pants.

I can't believe Tony funnel squirted all over Brian and ruined his new sweatpants and sandals.

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bum funnel

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.

whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"

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cock funnel

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.

You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.

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Funnel Party

When a guy holds a funnel in his mouth and all of his friends cum into the funnel filling his mouth with a creamy surprise.

We're gonna throw Geno the biggest funnel party his fire crotch has ever seen.

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Blood Funnel

A euphamism for the sharpened orafice that investment banking companies, such as Goldman Sachs, use to suck cash away from the general public, in both the US and other countries.

Used by Matt Taibbi in an article in Rolling Stone to describe Goldman Sachs.

"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

== Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, July 13, 2009

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shit funnel

the opening to the entrance round someone's ass pipe, shit ditch,ass hole,stink star,fart box!!

Steve felt like tappin Andrea right in her Shit funnel!

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cum funnel

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).

Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.

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