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A very lasy and fisty
person or my dead cat who is prob still lazy in heaven 🤤➕🐱➕😴➕☠️=my cat
Me:shh he is sleeping
BFF:*touches*
Garfield hech naw
Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.
Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.
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One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.
Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.
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Ey Christian did you see Selena's garfield at monte carlo?
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1. a fatass cat, with orange fur
2. a president that has orange fur
garfield gave jon a BJ
garfield gave congress a BJ
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A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.
Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
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