A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt
Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!
Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
Term used to say someone is confusing you with to many slang words
That girl is so Gianna garland
Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...
"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."
The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.
Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.
A massive long haired short dicked faggot
Damn; youre such a christian garland
The funniest, coolest, and prettiest person in the world. She’s so nice and loyal to her friends. She also is just super talented, smart, and creative. No one compares to Garland.
Garland got a 100 on the math test today she’s so smart.
Creator of small but hilarious Facebook groups
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps
See that Sue Garland, she's got bigger balls than old DC from Ponty