gas station heroin

Tianeptine a drug, which is marketed to do everything from treat anxiety to help opioid addiction, is typically sold in gas stations under names like ZaZa, Tianna, and Red Dawn.

Enroute to your facility with a male patient who has taken "gas station heroin" and is currently in cardiac arrest.

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louisiana gas station

The act of urinating inside your partner during intercourse after the command "fill 'er up please!"

Danny that Louisiana Gas Station filled me up with warmth!

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gas station condom

1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...

I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.

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Moroccan Gas Station

When one accepts a ride from a complete stranger in Morocco, and ends up participating in homosexuals acts at a gas station as a result.

Man A: Got any tourist tips for my trip to Morocco?
Man B: Never accept a ride from a random dude, he will front like he wants nothing but then he will try and Moroccan Gas Station you.

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gas station screwdriver

The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.

Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.

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kentucky gas station

A 'Kentucky gas station' is when you insert your flaccid vershwanger into a females anus and pee.

man i was about to bone your mom and she bent over and her brown baloon knot opened so wide that i almost threw up causing me to loose my boner so i gave her a kentucky gas station!

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You, Me, Gas Station

The most fucked up fever dream you will ever have.

Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

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