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Looking at Porn on the Internet or Interweb
"What are you doing"
"I am browsing the Gentlemen's Resources"
"So your looking at Porn then"
"Yes, that I am"
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When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.
Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.
Κανάλι απείρου κάλλους στο YouTube.
Person 1: Είδες το τελευταίο βίντεο των Gloomy Gentlemen?
Person 2: Nah bruh. Too trash to be good.
Peron 1: * κρατώντας φλογοβόλο* Nani?
The product of your ejaculation
I sprayed so much gentlemens gel into my partners hair she looked like Cameron Diaz in "Theres something about Mary".
A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.
John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
A day consisting of hunting, kayaking to the tip of an iceberg, camping in 0 degree weather, eating large amounts of manly food harvested from the sea, and smoking cigars.
I recently spent four days in the woods and i may have found the meaning of Gentlemen's Day
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