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A colombian hottie and ex Playboy mate who has a great pair of tits also a pochy pussy . Usually she is caught by black guys, as a result she has several hardcore scenes with jizz everywhere. Highly recommended.
Oh man, I expect my blind date has a big ones as Esperanza Gomez tits, fuck she's awful titlicious.
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The Polar Opposite of Miley Cyrus.
She actually sings pretty good, and has enough common sense not to make Britney Spears her role model and post naked pics of herself on Vanity Fair
P1: OH MY GOD DID YOU LISTEN TO SELENA GOMEZZZ???
P2: The one that's not a bitch? Yeah, I did.
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Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is extended beyond just the female's upper lip to also include the rest the area surrounding her mouth, much like a full mustache.
So I pulled out of her brown eye and proceeded to give her a Dirty Sanchez, next thing I know I'm sticking it all over her face and she's good a Filthy Gomez.
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Johnny Gomez is the announcer and supposidly the creator of the claymation parody series "Celebrity Deathmatch" along with Nick Diamond. His model resembles that of a man in his mid thirties (Around 30-35) with dark black hair and green eyes. Johnny Gomez is more professional than Nick Diamond and has a degree in journalism. The only deathmatch he fought, was against Sam Donaldson whom Johnny fought alongside Nick Diamond. He was voiced by Maurice Schlafer from 1998 to 2002 and now he is currently voiced by Jim Thornton. His newest model features him in his 40s with brown or red hair and black eyes.
"Good Fight, Good Night" - Johnny Gomez
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Selena Marie Gomez is a singer-songwriter, actress, producer, activist, and philanthropist. She was born July 22 in Grand Prairie, TX. Of all the the Ex acts (Miley, Ariana, Demi) She is the most successful and talented in a variety of fields. She is currently the Main pop girl and was named "The princess of pop" by billboard magazine. No other Ex act has reached her success, impact, critical acclaim and relevancy.
Person 1: Selena Gomez is a legend and a pop icon
Person 2: We been knew sis
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Justin Bieber is very gay and uses Selena Gomez as a cover-up.
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Xochitl Gomez is an actress known for starring as America Chavez in the 2022 marvel cinematic universe film ‘doctor strange in the multiverse of madness’. She has a bubbly personality and a large fanbase.
Friend: who is your favourite actress?
You: Xochitl Gomez!