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The most soul soothing band in history, simply with a different name. See Grateful Dead.
Deadhead: I was jammin' out to some soul soothing Grapefruit Dread the other day, man, it was sweeeet.
Uncle Jerry, man, rest in peace.
Young'un: You mean Jerry Garcia? And Grateful Dead?
Deadhead: *facepalm.*
A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.
That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.
when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl
Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"
The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.
Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!
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when ones balls swell due to injury or fatigue.
Alex got kicked in the balls and now suffers from grapefruit syndrome.
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Looks like a nice pink pussy and then you taste it and it's like you licked a battery.
I just ate a pink grapefruit and almost threw up- bitch!
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Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.
I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable
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