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A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.
My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.
Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
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Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure
Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.
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A term reffering to masturbation
I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party
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A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.
Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands
Look at that electrician work he has golden hands. Send him to fix the issues.
Golden hands man
Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.
A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.