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The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.
Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.
1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate
Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.
Slang word for masturbation
When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff
You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?
A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. He utilized a unique method of communication where he would talk to a celebrity while continuing to shake his or her hand. His action revolved around a game where the viewer predicts the amount of time that the celebrity will hold on to him.
Shake hands man is a very funny person.
Masturbating, particularly with noted success
"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.
The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.
Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal