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a product of beating-off
Q: "Can I use your Tide Pen to get this deodorant stain out?"
A: "I'm afraid it wont come out, thats the site of a baby holocaust."
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When you fart more than you shit, and as you stand up, the fumes escape from the toilet literally suffocating you in your own gas chamber of a bathroom.
Man, did you hear about Tom? He died after his brutal anal holocaust.
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-noun -pron. NOOK-lee-ERR HALL-oh-COST
1. The time at which, during the Earth and mankind's evolution, when the planet is a radiated wasteland of sand and bleached bones. Where once great cities stood, now stand only shells of a once great civilization. Where nothing survives save for resilient disease and bacteria, and the remnants of the species described as homo-sapien, who took refuge in under-ground shelters before the bright flash of their collective peak of ingenuity and scientific curiosity engulfed them all.
2. Mankind's last chance to prove it's worth before the innevitable end.
3. A time long after mankind's nuclear arms have been spent.
4. A time when the only means of survival is a honed blade, and a clean rifle amongst the onslaught of cannibals, and radiated humans known as, zombies.
"But Mr. President, surely you know the ramifications of this decision. Evil begets evil. If we fire, so will they, and you and I both know the only possible outcome is annihilation. A nuclear holocaust."
"Just shut up and give the goddamn order."
"I'm sorry sir, I can't, I...I won't."
"Gen. Cosgray, would you please shoot Mr. Williams."
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A simp holocaust is when people round up simps and put them on trains to send them to Simpitration Camps. They are then moved into the camp to begin sorting, and they are moved towards one of the many gas chambers that the camp has to offer for the Simps. They are then gassed and thrown into Mass Graves labeled with"Caution, Simps".
Woah dude did you hear about the Simp Holocaust that's going on?
Let's commit a Simp Holocaust!
Hitler would be proud at this Simp Holocaust man.
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A very specific documentary about human anatomy.
-I have a biology exam tomorrow
- You should watch Cannibal Holocaust, i've got my degree with this movie.
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When you're all out of Doritos, it's the worst possible thing that could happen.
Nothing but empty cupboards. It's a Doritos holocaust in here.
Grabbing of each others nipples in an excessive manner
we just had a nipple holocaust up there...it was brutal.
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