hurley-hoo

(N)an act of deception, to pull a "fast-one"

I gave my professor the hurley-hoo and told him my dog ate my homework.

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[Hurley] is gay

A fake spoiler, said to confuse and tease someone that hasn't yet seen the film/tv show in question, the name coming from the character in the Lost franchise, and being by nature a ludicrous statement.

"you seen Seven Pounds yet..?"
"No, Don't tell me what happens"
"OK, but Hurley is gay"

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Liz Hurley

to vomit, spew or HURL...naturally

i woke after a night drinking to find myself face down in the bowl having a Liz Hurley

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Hurley Burley

A Hurley Burley is when you puke or "Hurl" while hardcore buttfucking a "burley" or fat chick. More times than not, the puke is projected onto the girls back followed by rapidly rubbing it into the pores so the fat fuck will suffer for eternity with a shitty puke odor.

"Dude Darren", "I got drunk at a party, and found what I thought was a hot chick until i was sober. It turned out it was a FAT girl! So i gave her a vicious HURLEY BURLEY!!

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Hurley Middle School

Where your dreams go to die, and you were forced to go by your parents because they say the schools system is "good", even though there are emos and kids that swear every two sentenses

I wish we werent forced to go to Hurley Middle School everyday, makes me wanna run away

hurley bro-dawg

(n.)
1a. usually a buff fella who greets other hurly bro-dawg with a combination of words containing: beginning- wud up, yo, wuz up, hey. ending- bro, braski, dude, duder, dawg. or a variety of other made up words such as: brotally, brawsome, hella or words stolen from the niggah
1b. and also wears hurley shirts or other jock related clothing;also known to sometimes smash things for no reason
2. a complete and total douche bag

Hurley bro-dawg 1: Wud up bro!!
Hurley bro-dawg 2: Word duder!!
Hurley bro-dawg 1: Lets snag some beer and score some fine hoes
Hurley bro-dawg 2: Fuck yeah bro!! Wait lets smash this chair first.
Hurley bro-dawg 1: Fuck yeah braski!!
(followed by a series of fives and daps)

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andrew john hurley

the drummer for fall out boy as of take this to your grave
he is a straightedge vegan who's drumming idol is
dave lombardo from slayer

he's number 5 on my drum god list

also
he never spins his sticks

because only bad drummers do it

to cover up how bad they are.

hey did you see andrew john hurley spinning his drumsticks at the fall out boy concert last night?

what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!

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