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A sub-category of the Inflation Fetish in which a person turns into a human blueberry. Usually through some kind of gum, pie, or liquid. This fetish is mainly known through the popular movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, in which a girl named Violet Beauregard chews a stick of gum, turns blue, and fills with blueberry juice until she is completely round and in the shape of a large blueberry.
When I watched that Willy Wonka movie as a kid, I knew I had a thing for Blueberry Inflation
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An inflateable sex doll.
I'm hot! Time to get out my inflate-a-mate and get it on!
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Always enjoyed by Bob Costas
"The always enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beavers." - Bob Costas at closing ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics
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The phenomenon whereby a couple tell each other 'I love you' so frequently that after a few months the phrase loses all meaning.
Most commonly occurs in a problematic relationship where couples brush aside their troubles without really resolving them and just tell the other party how much they love them instead.
Mike: Janet! What have I told you about leaving the fucking TV remote on the sofa! You know it belongs on the coffee table!
Janet: I do love you though :)
*couple make up and hasten to forget TV remote argument*
... and so love inflation occurs.
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the thing that makes pokemon games cost very much money
James: Why are pokemon games so expensive?
James: Computer, search Pokemon Inflation.
Usually used simply as "Inflation", Rating inflation occurs from someone's affinity for a certain quality or multiple qualities of someone of the opposite sex while checking them out and rating them. This is based off of the 1-10 scale. When someone is 'rating inflating' or suffering from rating inflation they will usually score the person of the opposite sex above what they actually are and as a consequence will psyche themselves out when trying to approach the person to hit on them. Also usually causes an immediate reaction of the group the inflater is in to barrage them with insults.
Side effects include: Lack of confidence, creepy wheezing, shaking, wet dreams, viruses from specialized porn sites, and in severe cases public humiliation.
Dack: Damn boys, look at that HB(Hot babe). 10, no doubt!
Friend 1: That's fuckin' disgusting, she's a 3 at best.
Friend 2: Yeah, there's nothing on that slate, I wouldn't tap that if I got paid.
Friend 3: Dack, you need to get your rating inflation looked at, you're way too into Asians and I'm worried about you.
Examples of Rating Inflation topics and the average correlating race with each quality:
(x usually rating inflated by y)
Fat chicks by Mexicans
Big asses by Black people
White girls by Black people
White girls by White supremacist
White supremacist's wives by Black people
Asians by White and Black people
Big boobs by men as a general
Elderly by Mexicans
Nice teeth by Asians
Also, it is important to note that recent studies in worldwide supermarkets and 3rd wards have shown that Black women are not usually inflated by anyone.
Sorry Oprah, our bad.
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Hidden inflation, such as when a restauant serves smaller portions, instead of raising its prices. Since the reamains the same, it's not easily seen by the untrained eye; it's hidden like a Ninja. But the inflation is surely there!
Friend A: "Heyyyy, wait a minute...didn't this dinner entre used to always come with 3 pork chops? I've only been getting 2 now for a while...but at the same price as before..."
Friend B: "Yeah, man...that is called NINJA INFLATION!!!"
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