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Jack sparrow is the most hottest guy ever. At first i thought Orlando Bloom is hot, but when i saw Johnny Depps he is the most hottest thing alive. I love his tan, i love Jacks personality, he is soo fine, he is better then anyhot ass guy i've seen. Jack sparrows accent is the best, i just ove everything about him, he is soo damn sexy and hot, he is making me having orgasms just looking at him. He is sooo the best.
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Character played by Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Carribbean film series. Arguably Depp's best-known character aside from Edward Scissorhands.
An eccentric character who is dishonest, sly, and backstabbing, which adds to his undeniable charm and reputation as a pirate. Always staggers around in a drunken stupor, looking like he's been having way too much rum.
A great character who's unfortunately become the latest trend for 14-year-old fangirls who hang out at Hot Topic. This might be the fault of the unnecessary sequel to the first film.
14-year-old Hot Topic Teeny Bopper: OMG! I like, heart Jack Sparrow! He rocks my socks off!
Vincent: Yep... this is what it's come to.
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every thing under the sun and more
and the sexest man alive don't for get that too
two beauitful men in one Sex body
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The worst Pirate you've ever heard of ....but at least you've heard of him.
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When you're having sex and the condom rips. Then you pull out with a torn sheet of latex hanging from the base of your shaft like a torn pirate sail hanging from a mast.
Spent 60 bucks on plan b this morning. I pulled out last night and the condom was full on Jack Sparrow.
jack sparrow is soooooooooo hot!!!! he is so smart, cool, hot, and hilarious! but he's also drunk, bad and dishonest, but who cares hey, hes hot!
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The worst pirate we have ever seen.
But we have heard of him!
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