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jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking
guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx
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A white ass man that sucks big dick. He always likes joking about girls being dummy thicc and hes abusive to women of all ages. This man is a ginger and he likes to talk about his teeth and he loves to call himself autistic. To be serious all women any age be warned this man will try to fuck you by the end of the day if you hear dummy thicc i advise all women to run.
Jarrod Adams is a crackerjack ginger.
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A Pin dick desperate fuck for brain. And he fingers his butt hole
Jarrod Hill He usually has aids and if not HIV. He likes any girl he can get his hands on and will die a virgin. He wants to be a whore but cant
should include the word being defined
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When you sit on you own Dick in an attempt to fuck your own ass
Dude I giving myself a dirty Jarrod feels awesome
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The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia
‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’
Jarrod is gay
When a guy named Jarrod is just such a massive liberal that he believes he his a female and he does not come out of the closet until the closet is opened for him by his male partner he then decides to become a massive furry and kill everyone on Fortnite when he say's, "I don't want smoke." However when you kill him a lot or do something he disproves of he rage quits (also his is dookie at video games.) He is also a legend at bible studies and brings his all knowing bible everywhere with him.
Logan may say: "Yesterday i was playing Fortnite with Jarrod and he kept being a douche, so i killed him a lot."
Hunter may reply: "Yeah Jarrod is gay."