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Jersey is a wonderful girl but is going through some stuff with her parents she can also be a bitch when she's grumpy but also very caring for any people she is also real funny when you get to meet her
Jersey is a wonderful girl but
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Look, the real Jersey is a small island off the North West coast of France with a population of 90,000, approx. half of which are drug smugglers, tax evaders and inbreds, and the other half...well, thats why we live in other parts of the globe, e.g. New Zealand. Right on.
Drink Mary-Ann Bitter! I'm not bitter. i just cant stand the place.
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verb: the act of pulling one's top over their head in a physical fight, as seen in a hockey game.
jersey, jerseyed, jerseying
"Did you see that? He just got jerseyed!"
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Used in reference to any person, action, or place pertaining to subpar expecations.
No man, I wouldn't hit that, that ho is Jersey.
Who cooked this trash, it's way Jersey.
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(n) short for New Jersey. Home to such natural disasters as the Jersey Shore. Essentially, it's like New York's red-headed stepchild. It's there; only other red-headed stepchildren (aka - natives) actually like it, but you can't get rid of it because it is part of the family now.
I was driving from Oregon to New York, and drove an extra day just so I didn't have to drive through Jersey.
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A State full of obnoxious people who smell bad, think they're tough, and are way out of style. Little do they know that if they ever entered a REAL place like Philly or NYC, they would have their asses handed to them upon starting a fight. Mainly consists of Shopping Malls, Chain Restaurants, Highways, and Target stores. Just plain sad.
Aww shit, My train goes through Jersey before taking me to New York! I hope none of their cheap cologne rubbs off on me! Shit man, Jersey Can't even make a real Cheesesteak! It Just Plain SUCKS!
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n.
1. (relating to a night out, usually at a party or a club):
a group of unattractive people who don't know how to dress their age and/or body-type and kill the vibe at a party/club when you're just trying to have a good time with your friends. Skin-tight animal print seems to be the clothing of choice these days (or always)
Whether you rented a club for the night or went out dancing with your friends, the following scenario is more likely than you think:
A: "Hey! Forgot to let you know we made it home alright around 2:30 am"
B: "Cool. Last night was a lot of fun. So glad I went."
A: "ME TOOOO!!! Probably should have left with you though...the crowd got less and less attractive (pretty sure they let jersey in at some point)."
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