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Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit
Jew: Did you hear Jesus Christ 's new album?
Roman: We ought to kill him for saying that shit dude
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The most disruptive figure in all of humanity, and the universe’s most nonreligious figure, whose death on the cross now allows humankind to have a direct communication line with their Creator, without daily, weekly, monthly, or annual rituals, rites, and animal sacrifices, or obeying man-made religious laws.
In some parts of the world, the mere mention of Jesus Christ, or being caught reading the Good News about His love and power, could land truth seekers behind bars, because His name is above all other names—all (human, demonic, or spiritual) forces, governments, and principalities on earth are under His sovereign rule.
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The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy
Jesus Christ the son of god FTW!
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Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.
Person 1:Oh god jesus christ just dmed me
Person 2:say thank you
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1: have you heard of Jesus Christ
2: yea hes based as shit
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My nigga, weee lovve jesus christ yeahhh jesussss fuck athiests lets go jesus lets goo god and jesuus man nghgfnfhdndj
Jesus: I am christ
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*
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A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
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