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A man you love and hate at the same time. He will make you fall in love then he will rip your heart out of your chest and jump up and down on top of it...he's often complusive he can't stand when people hate him or upset with him. He is built like a warrior but is a softhearted he will lie to your face but he really doesn't do it intentionally he's trying not to hurt your feelings that's all. He has a beautiful smile and eyes you can get lost in. A man I can't help but love.
I hate that guy so much..."Why" beacuse he's just being Jose today!
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The worlds biggest penis attached to some guy who sexts the preachers daughter
Dude: Woah put jose away
Guy: ok but i was sexting the preachers daughter
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Jose is the most amazing person in the world! He is the Bestest friend anyone can ask for and he always knows how to cheer you up and make you smile. He can sometimes be irritating but either way you can never ever stay mad at him! He is a amazing one of a kind friend, and he would make a great husband and a amazing father! He has the best arms for a huge hug and the best chest to lay your head on, he has the best hand to hold and the best lips to kiss! He has the best laugh, smile, and also cry! The best taste in music and he definitely has the best humor, so if you by chance meet a Jose don’t ever let him go!
“Damn that’s a Jose!”
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if you meet a boy named jose you are very lucky. jose is probably one of the cutest people you'll ever meet. he is also kinda awkward but also sweet and caring.
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Most common Mexican name but Jose is probably one of the realist niggas you will know loving and caring and violent if need too Jose will show respect if he fucks wit you but if he hates you,you will not hear a nice word from him. Most Jose’s are either hard working or drug dealers Jose will be there at hard times you will count on him.Most Jose’s are talked about the things they did or done slow at times but street smarts are what they are best at . Ugly or handsome most Jose’s don’t find trouble usually always having a way with girls. Most skinny Jose’s are usually good at sports other Jose’s are husky but well dressed and fast on there feet. Jose’s are usually Mamas boys and will do anything to keep there moms in safe hands. Jose isn’t a hated person but if he is by some u Better believe he doesn’t like them either
G:who’s that
D:oh that’s Jose
G:I’ve heard of him a lot
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1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.
2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."
2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
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