juicebox drink

A non-misogynistic synonym for "chick drink"

Gin Eclipses are such a juicebox drink, you can barely taste the alcohol.

sock in a Juicebox

Reconstituting a man’s masturbation sock and drinking the issue like a juice box.

Kelly was so thirsty she went after it like a sock in a juicebox

Colossal juicebox

Giant douchebag

Dan was cool at first, but he turned into a Colossal Juicebox

juicebox lesbian

A gay woman who primarily wears black and purple. Similar to the colour scheme of a goth aesthetic, but split between blacks, greys, and purples.

Wow, Kate sure likes black and purple clothes.

Yeah, didn't you know she's a juicebox lesbian?

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chain juiceboxing

taking the open straw out of your finished juicebox and placing it directly into a new one faster than you can say "addiction".

wow, i was chain juiceboxing last night for like 3 hours. I think I went through 30 juice boxes with one straw.

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poundable juicebox

Used to describe a woman who is so hot that you would drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from

Jimmy's sister is a poundable juicebox

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JUICEBOX! :D

Awesome girl full of life and nice hair; likes colors and fun people

"dude! did you see that JUICEBOX! :D"
"yeah, man. All the guys dig JUICEBOX! :D"

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