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A "boy" who is a "popular" pop singer amongst children. No one really knows if he was born with XXY chromosomes, but it is a wide-spread theory amongst people.
His music & singing is very sythesized.
We all are wondering if when/if he'll hit his puberty stages..
Girl 1- "Justin Bieber has a feminine voice."
Girl 2- "Yeahh.. Think he'll hit puberty soon?"
Girl 1- "Hmm.. That's a hard one."
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a gay muslim who spends over 1 million dollars on anal stretching cream
donald trump is a justin bieber
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The first sign of the end.
He is the reason music is dying out and has led us one step closer to the pain and suffering of Cthulhu.
Justin Bieber Fan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He's sooooooooo sexy and he's so inspirational!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actual, Thinking Human: ......shut. the. FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK up. without a please, your ignorant mind doesn't deserve a "please".
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A dumb disgrace with an extremely stupid army of mainly prepubescent teeny bopper girls, and in some cases girls up to 17 years old. His music has less worth than a heap of dog shit. People fangirl over this ignorant fuckhat so much that Satan is willing to drag them all right back to the hell they came from.
Justin Bieber's dick is so small that when people say he has a small penis he literally can't see the problem!
QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.
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A Disgrace to man kind and all of music history....
"Hey that guy over there seems like a Justin Bieber."
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Probably the biggest douchebag in the world. The little bitch shows up to concerts 2 hours late, leaves 2 hours early, overprices his tickets, and hires prostitutes (because he can't get it anywhere else). He said that he wishes Anne Frank was a belieber, proving how self-centered he is. He went to Disney land and demanded that an entire restaurant be cleared so he can eat there, costing Disney land thousands of dollars. He is BANNED from Disney land.
And with all this, girls still insist on listening to this douchebag.
Belieber: OMG DID YU LIEK HEER TEH NEW JUSTIN BIEBER SONGG LIEK OMG
Me: Uhh... No. I'd rather not. *Listens to anything else that isn't Justin Bieber*
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The all-time greastest disgrace to the male species. Someone who makes James Blunt's "Beautiful" sound like something that won't make your ears bleed. Justin Bieber-someone who's so called "pubes" are adorably swept to the side. The fact that this "boy" sounds like a cow in labor is the overstatement of the century let alone the era/millenium.
Timothy: How's your day been so far?
John: Ugh, it sucked. Maybe the worst I've ever had...
Timothy: Really? That bad?
John: Yeah, the WORST. A real Justin Bieber day.
Timothy: Ooh, one of those? I had a Justina Bieber day once, I got a divorce, lost $1,000,000, and I had my dick cut off.
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