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Lighting Titties Up

lahy-ting tit-ees uhp -verb

A total eclipse of one's manhood in such a way as to cause the spontaneous combustion of one's titties.

Matt: "Lambda Tau Upsilon just dominated me and the rest of Mees at life."

Winston: "I do believe that you just got your titties lit up by the excellent male specimens of Scharpenberg 4. In fact, I think they will continue lighting titties up for all eternity."

by Hero523 January 20, 2009

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Rise up lights

What an American says when desiring to speak in an Australian accent. Sounds like "Razer blades."

Guy 1: Have you ever wanted to speak in an Australian accent?
Guy 2: Dude yes!
Guy 1: Just say "rise up lights" and you'll be saying "razor blades" in an Australian accent!
Guy 2: Wow dude you're right!

by themistercray July 21, 2013

37πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 10, 2007

41πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Rise up lights

Is used to sound British, to say razorblades, in a British accent.

Man 1: Oh my gosh, say Rise up lights really fast and it sounds like your saying razor blades in a British accent. CRAYZEEE!

by tyghgrtfhnfhnbgdchnbhj March 13, 2019

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Light ya ass up

Have high intensity sex

Im about to come over an "Light ya ass up"

by hefè April 25, 2016

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

by Summers Eve March 1, 2005

10πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž