Meaty Chud

A massive Turd, usually solid, one of those craps that stretch your arse like your giving birth y'know.

Oh maaaan i just took the biggest Meaty Chud on your mum!

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Meaty chug

A big ol' turd that is worthy of the name meaty chug.

Hey dude i left a big ol' meaty chug in the toilet it was so big it absorbed all of the water in the toilet.

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meaty vag

A vagina with rather large clit lips.

She pulled aside her panties to expose her meaty vag.

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meaty pussy

a state of excessive outer clit tissue that is reminiscent in appearance to a butterflied porkchop that somebody set a cherry bomb off inside of.

The size of the camel toe on her suggests a meaty pussy.

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Meaty Slap

The phrase used to describe a really loud satisfying slap when a slap connects well.

Last night, things were getting hot between Jeff and Gary, Jeff's extremely large hand slapped Gary's ass with a connection so good it produced a meaty noise. It was a meaty slap that turned Gary on.

eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

Mr. Meaty

An enigma of a man

He is the type of guy to say he isn't gonna blackout but then not remember anything after 11:30pm
He is the type of guy to to only eat meat

Type of guy to say all women suck but then constantly be on tinder

Mr. Meaty man, you can't trust him
That guy is crazy at parties, totally a mr. meaty