Might could

phrase used by most southerners and Redneck teachers named susan

Sudent:Miss i didnt finsh my essay
Teacher:We might could try a little harder next time

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might do

Expression of Sarcasm to a teacher

Teacher: "Do you work."
Pupil: "Yeah, might do!"

Shortly followed by a swift first finger pointing gesture.

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might not never

when someone is defintetly 100% sure they will not do something; taken from Kat Williams The Pimp Chronicles Pt 1

First Person: So are you gon go rob this bank wit me or wat man.

Second Person: Man you crazy .....might not never

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might have to

might have to

This is part of a coded reference used to mask the outright saying of "giving oral sex or having sexual intercourse". The idea is to say you "might have to" and then follow it up with something completely unrelated to anything of a sexual nature. The more bizarre, the better.

So its like a leading response in a conversation about trying to make someone happy, or owing someone for something they did for you, or trying to find forgiveness, and a way to show gratitude. See the examples given....

EX#1
Girl: OMG, Jay is gonna be mad when he sees the dent i put in his car, it was an accident. I dont even know how Im gonna repay him :(
Girl 2: Damn...You "might have to" wash his socks everyday for a month.

EX#2
Jessie: Marcus didnt snitch on me to the cops, I love him for that
Erica: Where you dirty?
Jessie: Fuck yeah I had hella weed on me when they stopped us. He could've easily ratted me out, but he didnt.
Erica: Wow, you "might have to" give him his insulin shot for that one.
Jessie: IKR

EX#3
Tanya: Baby Im so sorry, I didnt mean to hurt you. I'll make it up to you, I swear. Anything....
Mike: Word? You "might have to" come over here and fix the rack and pinion on my car, whore.

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Might Whore

Somebody who doesnt experience the full aspects of a game and plays reserved by building up forces but never uses them. aka Carebare

RoyalPain was a might whore and wishes he was in Defiance

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they might be giants

a band created by the government as a plot to make more gay people

gay: i really love they might be giants
man: officer, thats them

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they might be gaylords

the term used by any sane person who has heard of the craptastic band they might be giants. im fairly sure the two singer people are gay for each other. your mother.

wierdo retard: i was listening to they might be giants last night!

sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*

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