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The Netherlands is A nice country, One of the Kindest places in the world. They have like the largest people ever. They like bycicals. They owned nowaday Scotland, Wales and England, Lost a war to Belguim. It is at war with the Ocean and One day will own all the ocean. Also some say to get there faster and Avoid some stuff you can take at least 10-14 blocks of Obsidian and place it is a way were the center is a 3 tall x 2 long and if you lite the center with Flint and Steal (or any type of fire) You will get a portal and you can jump through and Your in the Netherlands!
I went to the netherlands, The people were so kind and The people were so large!
I made a Portal to the Netherlands and It looked cool.
The Netherlands (Dutch : Nederland), official name Kingdom of the Netherlands (Dutch : Koninkrijk der Nederlanden) is a country in Western Europe bordered by Germany and Belgium. It is the flattest country by far than any country in the world. Less than half of the country is below sea level and a part of it is just only a meter above sea level. It's provinces are : Drenthe, Overijssel, Groningen, Gelderland, Flevoland, Friesland, Utrecht, Zeeland, Limburg, North Holland and North Brabant.
It's land area is 41,865 km2 and it's population is 17,635,100.
It's capital is Amsterdam and the country's largest cities are Utrecht, Amersfoort, Drenthe, Maastricht, Rotterdam, The Hague, just to name a few.
As the GIF below, the flag of the Netherlands is very simple : It is 3 stripes of red, white and blue. The top. (red) part used to be orange until it was changed.
I would want to try Stroopwafel as soon as we go to the Netherlands!
The act of eating ass/taint/vagina as if it was a buffet.
That trap was so hot I took a trip to netherland.
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The Netherlands is a small country with many people. I come from Netherlands I love Netherlands. Netherlands is a multicultural country, so you can hear many different languages. The capital of Netherlands is Amsterdam, but the government is in The Hague. Rotterdam is also a popular city among tourists. The city is so well known because the city was bombed by the second world war. The Netherlands is divided among provinces. We have 12 provinces. I hope you liked this long story. Have a nice day
hey what country are you from?
I'm from The Netherlands.
course you do clogs.
No.
you live on a farm?
No, The Netherlands is very modern, especially in the provinces of North Holland and South Holland.
ooh, sorry.
Coming from the inuendo that Netherlands are somebody's reproductive organs, going to the netherlands basically means boning someone (having sex with them)
Are you going to the Netherlands with him on your next date?
I'm not ready to make that step in our realtionship.