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a discrete derivative of the slang term "ma nigga" usually used to avoid attention
whats up ma newt?
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A fart made by someone in an otherwise empty elevator that lingers after people get on. Named in honor of Newt Gingrich who always seems to linger where he is not wanted.
Yeah man, sorry that was my newt gingrich...I didn't think anyone else was getting on...damn thats embarrassing!
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Former Speaker of the House 1995-1999. Will forever be remembered for his extreme lack of ethics, hypocrisy, and the time he shut the government down.
Remember in the 1995 when Newt tried to eliminate the American dream in his radical budget? Remember when he shut down the government? Remember when he had the pay three hundred thousand dollars for ethics violations? Remember when he borrowed money from Bob Dole? Remember when he hammered Bill Clinton but we found out he had been having an affair when his wife was in the hospital for multiple sclereosis? Yeah I remember Mr. Family Values! God I hope he runs for president in 08 just to see him gat has fat ass raped!
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In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."
Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
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sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."
we'll know who the real fans are.
friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'
Just a poor mama who tried to look after his rebellious children, Thomas, Minho and Frypan. He did a good job until he forgot to look after himself
Mama Newt looked up, his mother tingles were immediately triggered by Thomas's screams as Ben chased him. One of his children where in trouble
(verb) 1. to divorce your wife simply for aging, especially if you immediately replace her with a younger more attractive one. Common in the entertainment community, among doctors, lawyers, and even some politicians.
He just finished his residency, so it looks like the doctor is going to newt his starter wife for some new arm candy.
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