onions

A delicious food which if eaten raw with your nose plugged actually tastes just like apple until you unplug your nose. Also a favorite food of most badgers.

Badgers are known to like ONIONS but if you were to offer an onion to a badger who was full, he would probably decline your offer.

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onion

term that refers to a hott piece of ass of any age who makes an appearance at fast food restaurants; always of the female persuasion.

dude 1: "man, did you see that onion?"
dude 2: "was she a blooming onion?"

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Onion

T O R I N S H A W

onion admits he try’s his own seminal fluids

Onion

An orange person who is quite strange

That person is an Onion

onionous

1. Adjective: When a food is overwhelmed with the taste of onion.

2 Adjective: a food contains an enjoyable abundance of onion.

"This sub is extremely onionous!"

.onion

the end of a website on the dark web. only works on a browser called TOR

Dude 1: I went to Nude.onion last night and it was awesome!

onions

An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.

Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>

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