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The show on History Channel that when you tell people about it they say "wait, what?". thinking that you say PORN stars.
Me: "Hey can I have the remote? Pawn Stars is coming on"
Person: "hold on, what show?"
Me: "PAWN stars"
Person: "Oh nevermind"
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to get rent of something by selling it
You’re trying to pawn off that old scooter on me. Forget it!
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A place where people in need of money either sell their own items of value, or of those belonging to another person, at far less than what it's worth.
I tried to sell all of my Seals & Croft albums, but the Pawn Shop didn't want them. I guess it's off to the plasma bank for me!
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possibly one of the funnest flash games there is
you play stick arena? n00b you gotta play pawn game
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Those ppl who stand outside my pawn shop before we open, or after we close, beating on the door and trying it every 5 seconds trying to get in. We call them "pawn zombies" because their antics resemble those of your typical movie zombie from a George Romero flick. These guys are usualy cracked out or messed up on something and just cant wait 2 pawn their junk for a few bucks so they can go down the street and get a fix.
{2 guys running reports before we open the pawn shop}
Guy 1: Hey, somone is at the door. Holy shit man they are trying to brek in!
Guy 2: Naw man, those are just a pawn zombie. Thier harmless. Just point at your watch, shake your head, and smile.
Guy 1: Whew, hes realy tryin that door man. Sure everythings cool?
Guy 2: Ya hes cool. Hes just twitchin for a fix, he thinks the door is magicaly going too open the more he tries it.
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A semi-popular 2D shooter game created by the faceless Blank 101. It was once at its prime back in the days no one speaks of any more, and is now home to the stupidest people you can possibly find on the internet.
Jim: Hey man, let's go play some Pawn Tactics!
John: No thanks, bro. I'm steering clear of that hellhole.
Jim: Why?
John: It's filled with noobs and idiots.
Jim: Oh. Okay.
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1. (noun) A scripted show featuring a bald grease ball scam artist with the rest of his overweight gang. They're known for using one of two techniques to low ball every customer: If it's not very valuable, tell them it's not very valuable and no one else will buy it. Occasionally, laugh at their asking price to humiliate them. If it's very valuable, tell them they gotta make a profit
and then laugh their way down to a completely unfair price. Also infamous for their terrible morals and scripted jokes.
2. (verb) To rip someone off.
1. "So today, someone came in with what I confirmed to be among the possessions of Jesus Christ that show high possibility of the existence of God. It was super cool, and I needed to get it off him."
Nick: "So I'd like $80,000,000"
Rick: <laugh> "Yeah sorry best I can do is $10, I mean, I gotta make a profit"
Nick: "That's a little low"
Rick: <laugh> "No one else will buy it buddy"
"I was super bummed I couldn't get the deal, but maybe he'll come back knowing no one else will buy it."
Pawn Stars
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