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Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.
His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.
A surreal dud, con or fraud.
Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."
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Someone who leans heavily on a seated passengers shoulder whilst standing on a train.
'Hey man, are you a Train Parrot?'
'No'
'Then get the hell off my shoulder!'
When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"
Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...
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surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder
last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head
An alcoholic drink Captain Morgan's PArrot Bay. Has got to be one of the best drinks on the planet
Damn those people must have a date with the Captain tonight.
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A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.
Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"