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Paytonism

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.

"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"

by tacosaf April 10, 2015

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Payton

A girl who is very strong, smart, beautiful, amazing. If you meet a Payton she will not let you down. She is super duper duper funny and every time you talk to her you will most likely pee your pants. Payton is a fearless and terrific girl! She is super attractive in all the boys like her and many girls are jealous of her and wish they could be her. You are the luckiest person if you have a friend who's named Payton.

Payton is so strong!

I was talking to Payton, and almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard!

by Adal March 29, 2019

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payton

a payton is normally a mix of a bitch and a sweetheart. she plays hard to get and normally likes someone that doesnt like her back. she gets rid of fake friends right away and is never around toxic people. she has a special sarcastic talent as well.

Joshua: did you see how sarcastic payton was in class?
Annalise: yes! it was very funny.

by sarcasm queenπŸ˜‡ November 25, 2018

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Payton

A girl that had a rough background, but can still see the future. She knows when she's not wanted. But still is loving and caring about everything,

"wow I hate Payton but she still cares about me"

by TheOnlythingIhave September 4, 2017

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Payton

this is the epitome of not wearing protection during hardcore kinky shit... Might be gay

Parent: hi MISTAKE how was your day?

Payton: iΒ΄m not GAY

by BigDicksForKids November 5, 2019

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Payton

Lemme suck yo dickπŸ˜‰
My # is 969-420-Sikeyouthought

Dick too bomb~Payton

by PaytonπŸ‘… June 17, 2018

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Payton...

The prettiest girl out there... she's always smiling, her laugh is contagious ... once you get to know her you will love her.... she has the most star gazing brown eyes... always willing to help anyone out.. very understanding and loving ...

I bet that girl is a Payton...

by Someone you used to know June 2, 2017

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