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Person 1: Look at my painting.
Person 2: Wow. That's a nifty picnic.
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Take sprats and pickled cabbage and put it on dark bread; open a bottle of vodka. If you eat sprats and pickled cabbage on dark bread, follow it with vodka, and fucking love it, you're having a russian picnic.
When you've had enough russian picnics, you might start having the urge to beat people with a fish (effective for social control and rehabilitation).
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An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.
If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.
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As one is sitting in traffic with nothing else to do, sandwhiches and beverages are to be provided just as a picnic might occur in a grassy park.
Brad and Lauren were stuck in traffic, so they decided to have an urban picnic. It was romantic.
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Hot steamy, in the wide open, outdoor sex.
I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
An ill-conceived or poorly planned venture.
When Tim forgot the booze, the party turned into a total picnic in the dark.
A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.
Dear, we have been invited to a diarrhoea picnic, can you pack the enemas?
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