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Beverage created by Back Beard the pirate in 1532. The recipe was locked away with the rest of Black Beard's treasure. When the treasure was rediscovered the recipe was disregarded as worthless by hapless losers. The recipe was then rediscover by Julian Nagy in early 2011 in his historic New Paltz, NY home. It was then renamed Sex on the pier by his close friend Eric Vaughn because of its similarity to sex on the beach. Recipe consists of 1 part orange juice, one part cranberry juice, and one part Gin and tonic
This sex on the beach is not nearly as good as a Sex on the Pier
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The quintessential Island cocktail comprised of:
Layer:
2 oz. Melon Liquor
2 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
3 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Club soda
Stir, and enjoy!
If I had a million dollars, I'd be on a tropical beach drinking Pier Desires all day, instead of working at E*TRADE and talking to you.
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One day festival in Gothenburg, Sweden. It'll be on 1st of Juli.
The bands witch is set so far is:
*My Chemical Romance
*Gogol Bordello
*Chemical Vocation
*Sunrise Avenue
*Sugarplum Fairy
*Neverstore
*Sounds Like Violence
*Avril Lavigne
*Mando Diao
*Billy Talent
*Blindside
*Kid Down
*Enter Shikari
*CKY
*Less Then Jake
*April Divine
I'll be visiting Pier Pressure,
will you?
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Pier-Oliviers are often very strange.
Usually Obsessed with small animals such as chickens, penguins, armadillo and/or midgets, Or the fighting of two of these animals.
They also tend to have a short attention span (that of a fish) and ponder the strangest things.
Pier-Olivier: "Do you think God could make a taco so hot, that not even he could eat it?"
Pier-Olivier: "What do you do when your wife eats chicken?"
Pier-Olivier: " I will make an invention like a condom for pooping, but harder, it goes like that in the anus and then after put the cap. And throw it in the Garbage"
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Frisian folk hero, pirate and freedom fighter against the Dutch occupation.
Grutte Pier, a giant of a man. He could lift a plow with one hand. And his sword was the size of two grown men. (actually a claymore which he wielded with one hand)
The act of being instructed one-on-one in a specific subject exclusively while sitting on a pier. Most commonly occurs when an adult tries to impart words of wisdom to their child while on a fishing excursion.
"Hey Billy, how was your weekend?"
"It was alright, I went fishing on the docks with my retired sea-captain uncle on Saturday, so it ended up being a morning of pier tutoring."
A cream pier is a man associated with the name matt and can cum for substantial amount of time causing you to be covered in jizz.
Matt, you are such a good cream pier.