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A city in Pennsylvania that is predominantly inhabited by natives, or college students. All others are probably passing through. The weather is crappy pretty much all of the time, and the sky is always the color grey. Whatever culture Pittsburgh does have is well hidden and not easily accessible. Pittsburgh is lame, and makes people depressed.
Pittsburgh used to be a town full of steel mills. Look, you can still see all of the soot in the sky.
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Pittsburgh isn't really a city. It's just a big suburb, but the locals get offended if you tell them that.
People here speak with an odd accent: "Yinz wanna git sum Purmanny's en Arn City en watcha Stillers' game?" Translated: "Do you want to get some Primanti's sandwiches and Iron City beer and go watch the
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Stop kidding yourselves by saying that Pittsburgh is better than Philly.
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Pennsylvania's second city, which isn't saying much when there's only one nice city in the state. A city that is put to shame by Philadelphia and whose only claim to fame is that it shares the same state as Philly. Most inhabitants of Pittsburgh are inbred.
What do you mean there's a person from Pittsburgh that has teeth and doesn't mate with their cousin?
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The extremely intense sexual climax. Not a double pump fall asleep, a come to in the Von's shopping complex not sure where your pants are or how you got there, or where you got an 86 El Camino from.
"The way Mikey coaches with that FM transmitter will have me pittsburghing in a way my husband never could" -Macy's mom
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When you go down on another person's armpits.
Damn, that guy's hot. I'd like to go to Pittsburgh with him!
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A small but enjoyable city built quite literally on rock and roll (Hard rock cafe is a popular attraction that pulls in a lot of money and such). If you you go "dahn tahn" and look up, you will see the incline. Where the top of the incline is is a small, little town called "Mount. Worshington". Most say "Picksburghers" are heavy drinkers and love sports. Well, we get the drinking from our Irish heritage! The sports, I'm not sure, but we treat the "Stillers" as our religion, the "Pens" as our second, and the "Buccos" as our third. Do we really hate Cincinnati? Yes, in fact! Here, we also don't have subways, we have Trollies (Streetcars), Buses, and Railcars that run over and under the city. We have a whole other language, Pittsburgese, which involves a lot of words mashed together, but it's still understandable. If you think Pittsburgh has no history, you are very wrong. Andy Warhol was born in Picksburgh, as well as Christina Aguilera. Also, we have a collection of museums and centers galore. Please, enjoy your stay in Picksburgh
1: Q:What is the greatest city? A: Pittsburgh
2: Where you from? Picksburgh. A'ight
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