process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.

Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.

bessemer process

when you put your nose in someones ass and sniff shit and snort it out of your nose.

Yo will you bessemer process me..?

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Thot Process

The ways in which a guy (or even girl, if they play the field) handles his/her hoes. For instance, keeping them from finding out about each other, maintaining clingyness-to-distance ratio, keeping them deprived enough to want the dick, etc.

You seen the way John handles his hoes? He's got one golden thot process.

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Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

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blast processing

When video game companies use made-up, exciting terms to describe the normal and mundane features of their consoles or games. Sega used the term "blast processing" to describe their console's capabilities in the nineties.

So Heavy Rain has a "dynamic scenario system." Does it have blast processing, too?

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Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".

Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.

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Trust The process

Some bullshit 76ers made up to cope with getting their asses whooped Day in and day out

Me: Did you see the 76ers get they asses whooped?

Kevin: Just trust the process

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