Psychic Blow

This is where you penetrate the nose with your wang and release, thus leaving thus leaving the victim mentally retarded.

Nancy was left retarded after Jimmy gave her a Psychic Blow.

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psychic vampire

Basically, a term by which insecure freaks describe various other people, as a way of explaining depression and anxiety caused by their own insecurities. Characteristics of people prone to identify psychic vampires are:

1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".

2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.

Person 1: Hey that guy is a real psychic vampire. I always feel drained and depressed when I'm around him.
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?

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psychic vampire

Unlike Big-bad Mark's gay ass description, a Psy or Psi vampire is a modern-day vampire who feeds on the energy of other people sometimes subconciously or through a donor. When they go for a long period of time without feeding, they may become blood thirsty also for the energy. See "Sanguine"

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psychic jackass

someone whose jackass actions could only have been made possible by reading somebody else's mind

{Y take a handful of jelly beans from P's bag}
P: "Just don't take any orange or red ones"
{Y opens his hand to reveal only red and orange jelly beans}
N: "Damn, you're like a psychic jackass"

psychic energy

The energy you have that requires intellectual activity to dissipate.

I started a graduate program to focus and dissipate my psychic energy.

To get rid of my psychic energy, I decided to read War and Peace}.

Psychic Staring

(n.) The sense one gets when they feel they are being stared at by someone or something not directly in their field of vision.

Girl: "It was weird Maggie, I turned around and he was just staring at me!"

Maggie: "Sounds like Psychic Staring."

Psychic love

When somebody you or they love you,
Thinks of you or you think of them;
When they think of you and you think of them.

This one time (at band camp) I was thinking of my friend Tanner, and he texted me “Hey, what’s up?” And I realized we had psychic love.