Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

shrub rocketeer

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.

I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.

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Shrub Puppy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part vodka and two parts ginger ale.

Sometimes called a “Fuzz Bud”.

I’ll order a shrub puppy please.

Compact shrub

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.

My compact shrub made sex lots of fun

Troubs in the shrubs

Any condition evident in the groin area that is considered unpleasant or otherwise "not ok."

I slept with Susan the other night and now I'm having troubs in the shrubs.

Nub On A Shrub

A dance in which someone curves and uncurves their hands over their chest, representing Nub, and makes their legs into a circular shape, representing Shrub, at the same time.

Sam did the Nub on a Shrub dance at recess.
In celebration of her successful math quiz, Olivia did the Nub on a Shrub dance.

Shrub Gang

The opposite of Bush Gang. Shrub Gang is the act of getting drunk and doing stupid shit like diving into bushes. However there is no gay sex between homies as you are all true Alpha males and have sex with lots of women.

Guy 1: can I suck your dick? Don’t worry I’m in bush gang.
Guys 2: nah bro I’m in Shrub Gang, I’m about to have a threesome with 2 sexy women.