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When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.
"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"
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Jacking off in class to a hot chick.
Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.
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A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.
Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...
My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.
I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
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A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.
Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...
Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*
Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.
- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,
Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.
to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.
comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"
Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?
Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.
Amanda: ewww.
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An extremely sexy beast, loves to smoke weed, is usually a short person, is extremely horny all the time, has a tiny cock, somehow gets a girlfriend against all odds, just a weird-ass person.
did you see that guy, he's clearly a papa smirk.
To stop smiling or to instanly become infuriated
I went off smirk when Sitie told me that she wunna break up wit me