Tbh you don’t really wanna know it’s that bad. It’s the next level after a bot burger.
A very short girl named leilani
Yooo whats up smithy fifthy
I love you smithy fifthy
Smithy you are short as fuck
When u launch someone into another continent / when u launch someone off the screen
HOLY SHIT I JUST SMITHIED THEM OPRHANS
You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour
Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"
Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"
Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*
Cecil: "Push the lion button"
A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
Dogging tha boiz. When someone ditches or lets down his mates for no reason.
"Hey are you coming to footy today?" "Nah im pullin a smithy".
Taking your money without asking and then expecting not to pay it back when caught out.
A Smithy is someone creating a fantasy football league to rob your mates