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snowman sex

A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.

Jack was playing beer pong at his friendโ€™s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldnโ€™t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowmanโ€™s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowmanโ€™s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.

by Well, shit. December 23, 2017

49๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frosty The Snowman

A game, where you get 4 of your friends, mostly guys, or girls who can squirt, where you all jack off into a hat(top hat is preferable), and the last person to cum, or the person who can't cum into the hat has to wear the hat in resembling a melting snow man.

Me and the guys played Frosty The Snowman last night, it wasn't fun.

by Tuxedo Ray April 7, 2013

655๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sleepy Snowman

The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.

Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.

by Gregory J. Williams January 10, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


snowman

A name that you should always call somebody if their name is tristan, because tristan is albino,anorexic and usually looks exactly like a snoman.

Boy#1:Hey,ever noticed how tristan looks exactly like a snowman!
Boy#2:Yea,here he comes now."Hey Snowman!"

by Mr.FunnyGuy March 23, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rooftop Snowman

An activity conceived by 2 Buhler High School students in which a snowman is crafted by the finest Chicago snow on top of a high-rise next to the Chicago river. When this snow does not form into a snowman, these 2 amazing individuals typically make Rooftop Snow Angels instead...

A boy named Brandon had a dream. That dream was to create a snowman. He didn't just want any ordinary snowman...he wanted a snowman that was on top of a 16-story apartment building. Therefore he came to Chicago to build a Rooftop Snowman.

by yoohoo42 February 24, 2012


Terrorist Snowman

Dirty smut snowmen that chill on the side of the road in Mario Karts Frappe Snowland waiting for an unsuspecting driver to suicide bomb. Usually preys on those to shlammerfaced to drive in a straight line while playing Drunk Driving.

STAR POWER! Fuck you dirty Terrorist Snowman

by Kennysabigdumbbitch December 1, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.

I performed a rusty snowman and had to take my laptop to Best Buy, but they couldn't fix it.

by shmonroe August 24, 2016

28๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž