Big Swede

An abnormally large head

Lee Gardner has a big swede

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Swede-ophile

Slang for swedish paedophile. First coined in 1998 by Carl Thomson, member of the labour cabinet, after he resigned due to alcohol problems.

Carl Thomson's Friend: "The opposition is probably a swedish paedophile."
Carl Thomson: "You mean like ... A Swede-ophile?"

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Chinese Swede

A derogatory term for Finnish people, based off the fact that Finns are related to Laplanders who have Asiatic features.

In the 1920's you may have seen a sign sing "no Chinese Swedes allowed."

Swede Blood

A mixed drink featuring Svedka and red mixer that combines the alcohol's country of origin with the color of the drink (anything from Mountain Dew:Code Red to Hawaiian Punch will do as mixer as long as it is clearly red)

(Person 1) We're drinking Swede Blood tonight!

(Person 2) We're drinking the blood of a man from Sweden?

(Person 1) Nah, it's a drink man!

Party Swede

That type of Swede/Norwegian that plays Old School RuneScape while drinking beers on Discord.

Im Brage is a total party swede

Sweding

Sweding, To Swede, verb.
The act of -punishing- ungreatful (or any kind of disbehavior from) suckers, preferably Swedish citizens (in cetrain cases, may also apply to other nationalities, in no way of a racial, but descriptive matter.)

Because of your recent provoking disbehavior, you will have to take the consequences, which in this case means being objected to Sweding.

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meat swede

Term used to describe somebodies head. The term is only used for individuals who have an abnormally large or fat head. Hence it being a "meaty" head.

(boy crosses a ball in football / soccer)

Rick (Shouts) - Oi Matt - get your Meat Swede on that lad!

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